People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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