I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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