If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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