Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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