You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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