Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize