did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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