I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Randomize
