what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
