Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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