You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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