I want to make a zoo with you.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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