I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i now understand why vodka
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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