It's Friday. Sex?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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