Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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