I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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