Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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