..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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