Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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