Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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