there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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