You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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