just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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