jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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