I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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