In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I want a musical about memes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
