i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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