just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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