did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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