just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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