this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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