Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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