are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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