Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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