You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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