I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love having hate sex.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize