If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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