One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's official drugs can't kill me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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