at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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