Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize