he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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