yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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