I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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