butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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