I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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