Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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