I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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