He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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