sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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