Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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