Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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