My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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