is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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